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Dear Concern: As the man of affairs of deuce silent felines, I was content when you introduced the 21-button Control-A-Cat removed with "miaul" and "catch mice" functionality. But certain buttons on my whole don't be to work.

For occurrence, no matter how hard I push "use litter tray," Wynona still prefers to use the covering material floor just in front of the litter tray. Is this a standardization issue?

And when I aim the thing straight at Virginia Wade and press "Get Off—Shelf," he just looks at me. And that's the otherwise question: Even when I'm not imperative certain buttons so much as "Stay Distant" "Cat Thread" and "Release Pelage Ball," the cats be to be activity those tasks anyway. It's as if they have minds of their personal! Maybe there's a good reason you don't print a toll-free school support number on the package.

Sincerely,

Wilson, Unsuccessful Cat Owner

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